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PostSubject: Cock joke.   Cock joke. I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 01, 2009 9:32 pm

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens kept
in the hen house out in the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock
rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster was
missing and the priest suspected that this was the time the cock fights
occurred in the village. So he decided to do something about it at
church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women and a quarter of the men stood up.

"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the altar boys stood up. Cock joke. Lol
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PostSubject: Re: Cock joke.   Cock joke. I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 01, 2009 9:33 pm

OLOLOL

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PostSubject: Re: Cock joke.   Cock joke. I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 02, 2009 4:31 am

tl;dr
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PostSubject: Re: Cock joke.   Cock joke. I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 02, 2009 3:54 pm

For the computer password I put "mypenis" and it said it's not long enough ;-;
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PostSubject: Re: Cock joke.   Cock joke. I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 02, 2009 3:56 pm

lold

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PostSubject: Re: Cock joke.   Cock joke. I_icon_minitimeWed Dec 02, 2009 4:20 pm

Mark wrote:
For the computer password I put "mypenis" and it said it's not long enough ;-;

lolol pwned
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